Party Weekend Gifts

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Shaken not stirred

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Green Balloon

Beers

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The devil you know and his plus one