Family Weekend Gifts

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

The Zoo.

"They grow up so fast."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

My First Camera

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"She's been so creative lately."

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

Haircuts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Christmas Tree

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter