Family Camping Weekend Gifts

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The Zoo.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Fly Fishing

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Sausages.

Marshmallows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!