Family Day Gifts

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Egalitarian family

Loving family

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

'Ready Mum?'

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

'Could you direct me to the balloon animal enclosure?'

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Puzzle Family

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'