Family Day Enthusiasts Gifts

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Ready Mum?'

"Use your inside scream."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

One of Many California Gene Pools

Origins of a family tradition.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Sliding Down the Banister

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

Family sitting on sofa.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Loving family

'Go forth and multiply!'

Switchback Playground.

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'