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'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Use your inside scream."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Ready Mum?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

One of Many California Gene Pools

Origins of a family tradition.

Family sitting on sofa.

Sliding Down the Banister

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Loving family

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Switchback Playground.

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'