Family Day Devotee Gifts

Rowing Boat

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Office pics on dinner table.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Several generations live together in Cuba

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'Ready Mum?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Mobsters at the Beach

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Man painting MOM on boat

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Holiday Travel.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Loving family

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'