Family Day Observer Gifts

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"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"It's his emotional support animal."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Ready Mum?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Origins Of Evolution

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Look,that is not your Daddy

Waiting Room

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Loving family

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'