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Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Ready Mum?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Loving family

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"