Family Dynamics Observer Gifts

Rorschach's parents

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Well, it strikes me as hilariously ironic that someone as small as me is such a challenge to two people as huge as you!"

"Your father and I want to explain why we've decided to live apart."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Don't be silly, of course mummy and daddy love you both the same."

'You can claim your dependents on yout tax returns, but not your codependents.'

'She's so creative and imaginative, I never dreamt she's from a regular, nuclear family.'

'Son, you'll never be anything but a bum.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

'Actually, Dad knows quite a bit about sex for a man his age.'

'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'

'Carl never liked seeing his family.'

'Dad, I have commissioned my buddy to study your behavior patterns.'

'No' t-shirt.

"You're always telling me to share, Dad. So, how come Mom never gets to hold the remote?"

"Dad, what happens if a condom breaks?"

'Just wait till your husband gets home!'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"....and to the local cats home I leave one hundred thousand pounds ... and to my wife..I leave the toilet seat up."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Why complain? I wish I had a big sister who'd pass on all her gear to me!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."