Family Dynamics Observer Pillows

Rorschach's parents

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."

"Well, it strikes me as hilariously ironic that someone as small as me is such a challenge to two people as huge as you!"

"Your father and I want to explain why we've decided to live apart."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'She's so creative and imaginative, I never dreamt she's from a regular, nuclear family.'

'Son, you'll never be anything but a bum.'

'You can claim your dependents on yout tax returns, but not your codependents.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"Dad, what happens if a condom breaks?"

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

'Actually, Dad knows quite a bit about sex for a man his age.'

'Dad, I have commissioned my buddy to study your behavior patterns.'

"You're always telling me to share, Dad. So, how come Mom never gets to hold the remote?"

'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"....and to the local cats home I leave one hundred thousand pounds ... and to my wife..I leave the toilet seat up."

'No' t-shirt.

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Carl never liked seeing his family.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Why complain? I wish I had a big sister who'd pass on all her gear to me!'

'Just wait till your husband gets home!'

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

"Heavens no, sweetie—my love for you has tons of conditions."

"Mother wouldn't want us to feel sad - she'd want us to feel guilty."