Modern Family Dynamic Observer Pillows

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

'Yes, yes, honey, I'm watching you!'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"