Large Family Observer Gifts

Disasters.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Origins Of Evolution

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

Waiting Room

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'