Family Time Enthusiasts Gifts

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take interest in anything.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"Not with the children you don't."

"We used to have family meetings, but everyone was so busy we had trouble making quorum."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"

'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'

"Dad, I need to talk to you about..."

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Sliding Down the Banister

"We should have adopted a highway instead."

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

At the market

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Family members!

I love my family!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Use your inside scream."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."