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'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Remember, my cover story is that I'm leaving politics to spend time with you."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Mom, can you get dad a glass of water? We've just finished 'the giving tree' and he's a bit shaken up.'

Time for bed

'Wait...What?'

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"OK... Summer officially begins in...3...2...1..."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Family members!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

It's a Boy

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Mother's Love

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"