Holiday Weekend Gifts

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Oh man! I need to be there at 5 in the morning! I'll need a sleeping bag, ice chest and snacks."

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Meet the scribe"

Transylvanian backpackers.