Weekend End Gifts

Monday morning is nigh.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath