Weekends Gifts

'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'

'It's late Friday. Anyone object if we wrap up a bit early?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

Thank God It's Friday.

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Staff Morale.

"This weekend is expected to be cloudy, with a chance of football."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Have a nice Weekend.

'My 30-day diet is taking longer than I expected -- I only have time for it on the weekends.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"T.G.I.F.!"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Saturday mornings should be quiet, Kate...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I really admire Paul. He's able to switch off work once he leaves the office.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam!'

Anything for the weekend, sir?

'Oh what the hell it's a long weekend, so make that a whole gross of rubbers'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"It's Friday!!"

"You've dropped your paperwork Mr Hargreaves!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Happy Friday

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

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