Weekend Visit Gifts

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

Culture Saturday

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"