Weekend Visitations Gifts

"It's my weekend with the kids."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?