Visiting Loved Ones Gifts

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Next!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Hospital Visit

You've got company.

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Swing by won't you?

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's a distant relative on a visit."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

"When do your in-laws leave?"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

Old lady at the door

'Surprise!'