Visiting Grandparents Gifts

"Since I'm staying at your house, Grandma, I'm not doing any homework considering I'm not home."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

baby sweetcorn...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"She's been so creative lately."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"He likes it."

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."