Visiting In-laws Gifts

'Yes, she did make me feel at home, but she's never really liked me.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

First Steps

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Stockwell's day

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"He takes after your mother"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."