Visiting In-laws Gifts

'Yes, she did make me feel at home, but she's never really liked me.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"She looks just like in your photos."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Stockwell's day

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

First Steps

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"He takes after your mother"

"Friend or foe?"