In-laws Gifts

"We've changed our minds. We do want to be a burden to you."

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."

"They say we can go there for Thanksgiving or they can cut us out of the will. Our choice,"

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

How human migration got started.

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"Now, remember...don't tell Daddy you designed the software he uses at work... I want him to get to know you first!"

"He's giggling to himself. Get ready for a dad joke."

"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'

Clancy: Brothers-in-Law

'Is this them Mummy? Is this the relatives from hell?'

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

'I refuse to commit all afternoon at your mother's without a viable exit strategy.'

"FYI, I think I only have about an hour of polite in me."

Ulcer Clinic, Peptic, Duodenal, In-Laws.

"Remember, my family is based on a true story."

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

'Just remember...if we get married, we're gonna have four parents!'

'And here's another of our Andy when he was a pupa.'

"Owing to an impetuous act of your Great-Great-Aunt Pumpkin's, we now have owls in the family."

"You said this would all change once we got our own place."

For Hire: Fast Relief from....

"He takes after your mother"

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Worst Jumper From the Mother-In-Law Competition.

'You knew I came with a set.'