Dealing With In-laws Gifts

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"...and exactly how long are your parents planning on staying?"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

First Steps

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Stockwell's day

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."