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"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Stockwell's day

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

First Steps

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"That's how my father looked when I told him I was going to marry you."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'