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"I told your parents I would convert."

"He's giggling to himself. Get ready for a dad joke."

Bride, Groom, and Mother in Law.

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Friend or foe?"

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"Dismantle the man cave and put the cushions back. . . my parents are here."

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

'There's someone I'd like you to meet, Daddy.'

'It's worse than Jehovah's Witnesses - it's your mother and your mother's mother !!'

'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'

Fred, & his common law in-laws.

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Hi, Mom. Meet my new significant other. My Prenup'

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"You'll love my mother."

The in-laws meet the outlaws.

'To qualify for a license, you must pass the marriage test. We put you in a room with your prospective mother-in-law for 24 hours.'

"But his father's a doctor!"

"Stop mucking about and let mother come in!"

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

"This is why I don't like visiting your family."

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"It seems like your parents are finally comfortable enough with our relationship to openly criticize it."

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

"And this is my significant mother."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."