"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"
First Meeting With In-laws Gifts
Preparing for your first meeting with the in-laws? Find witty, charming, and thoughtful products that lighten the mood and make a memorable first impression. From mugs to prints, we have creative gifts to break the ice and show your personality.
"In-laws visiting again Fred?"
"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."
'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'
"Yeah. But he's a handful."
"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'
“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'
Bishops Snooker
"A little required reading before your G7 summit."
Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4
'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'
'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'
Love at First Sight.
"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"
Stockwell's day
"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."
"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."
'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'
'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'
"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."
'He takes after your mother' (colour)
Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'
'He just outlawed his in-laws.'
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
First Meeting With In-laws Gifts Collection
First Meeting With In-laws Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for your first in-laws meeting—funny, warm, and sure to start conversations.
First Meeting With In-laws Pillows
Discover playful pillows that add personality and comfort to your first meeting experience.
First Meeting With In-laws Prints
Browse our prints that capture the humor and significance of this milestone moment in a stylish way.
First Meeting With In-laws T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts perfect for making a humorous statement during your first encounter with the in-laws.