First Meeting With In-laws Mugs

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"In-laws visiting again Fred?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

Bishops Snooker

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Love at First Sight.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Stockwell's day

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."