Meeting In-laws Gifts

"We're spending August with his parents in Hell."

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

First Steps

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Stockwell's day

Bishops Snooker

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"