Meeting In-laws Prints

Will was excited to be bonding more with his father-in-law-to-be until he noticed the head of the driver.

"We're spending August with his parents in Hell."

'You'll love Elliot, Father, He despises everyone even more than you do!'

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Bishops Snooker

Stockwell's day

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

First Steps

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."