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"It's my weekend with the kids."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Relaxing on a sofa

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'