Weekend Vibes Gifts

'T.S.I.F.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Clubbing

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."