Weekend Vibes Gifts

'T.S.I.F.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'T.M.I.F.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Clubbing

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Relaxing on a sofa

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?