Holiday Weekend Prints

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."