Weekend Prints

The King Can Do No Wrong

The Weekend

Thursday is the new Friday

'That's our mission statement.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

Perks of self-employment.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Getting through the week.

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

"Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are falling upstate, while simple showers of sulfur and nitrogen are blanketing the central countries. Toxic air pollutants will be prevalent in all areas and may endanger some lower forms of aquatic life. For the rest of us, enjoy the sun and the weekend."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's Saturday! You're late."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Staff Morale.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

'T.G.I.F.'

'I'm glad it's friday.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Ofwork'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"T.G.I.F.!"

Swing time.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?