Weekend Work Prints

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Late/Too Late.

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

City centre pub.

Relaxing on a sofa

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Out Box

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath