Weekend Work T-Shirts

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Late/Too Late.

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Relaxing on a sofa

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

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