Weekend Worker T-Shirts

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"Was I too naive and trusting when I agreed to work over the weekend?"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Getting through the week.