Weekend Warrior T-Shirts

The Weekend

Thursday is the new Friday

'That's our mission statement.'

DIY horror.

Labor Day Monday

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'It's late Friday. Anyone object if we wrap up a bit early?'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Getting through the week.

Perks of self-employment.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

19th hole.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

"Well, any plans for the weekend so far?"

Joys of D.I.Y.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Thank God It's Friday.

"Enjoy your game dear?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

"My kind of course."

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'