Weekend Pillows

The King Can Do No Wrong

The Weekend

Thursday is the new Friday

'That's our mission statement.'

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Perks of self-employment.

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

Getting through the week.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are falling upstate, while simple showers of sulfur and nitrogen are blanketing the central countries. Toxic air pollutants will be prevalent in all areas and may endanger some lower forms of aquatic life. For the rest of us, enjoy the sun and the weekend."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Staff Morale.

"It's Saturday! You're late."

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"T.G.I.F.!"

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'I'm glad it's friday.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

"Have a good weekend!"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

Swing time.

'Ofwork'

'T.G.I.F.'

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'