Weekdays Pillows

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

Late/Too Late.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Out Box

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''