Midweek Pillows

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'I hate hump day!'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Caught in the Music

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Relaxing on a sofa

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

City centre pub.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Friday 5.30pm.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Out Box

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.