Midweek Pillows

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Caught in the Music

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Out Box

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'