Midweek Mixer Pillows

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

City Marathon.

New music conference

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Bach Doubles

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

Thought for Wednesday

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

"Great coffee, honey!"

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"Every day is hump day to me!"

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

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