Midweek Merrymaker Pillows

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Little Piano

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Jester

Cats play the double bass

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."