'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
Midweek Merrymaker Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of a midweek merrymaker? Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, our range of playful products celebrates the joy of turning even ordinary weekdays into moments of fun. From amusing mugs to cheeky t-shirts and cozy pillows, these gifts are sure to bring a smile during the week’s hustle and bustle. Celebrate your favorite day of the week with something that keeps the good times rolling.
'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'
Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'
Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.
'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
"'Fried Ham' on 3..."
May your Christmas be full of harmony
Violin family at Christmas
"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."
Little Piano
'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'
'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'
'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...
"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"
Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."
"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"
"All I've got left is smoked."
Piano Bar
The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...
"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"
'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'
"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."
Jester
Cats play the double bass
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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,
'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'
Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?
How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.
"Hava Nagila" go-round.
'Well this shouldn't last long.'
"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."
Midweek Merrymaker Gifts Collection
Midweek Merrymaker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the fun and spirit of being a midweek merrymaker—perfect for lively coffee breaks.
Midweek Merrymaker Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to keep the midweek merrymaker’s spirits high—comfortable and witty decorators for any space.
Midweek Merrymaker Prints
Brighten up their walls with prints designed to celebrate the joy of midweek fun and create a lively atmosphere in any room.
Midweek Merrymaker T-Shirts
Discover tees that speak to the joy of midweek celebrations—fun, quirky, and just the right fit for merrymakers.