Midweek Mixer Gifts

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

City Marathon.

New music conference

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Bach Doubles

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Beethoven's 10th

Thought for Wednesday

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

"Great coffee, honey!"

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I hate hump day!'

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"Every day is hump day to me!"

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'