Midweek Warriors Gifts

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

'I hate hump day!'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

I hate monday mornings.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

The Walk of Shame

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.