Wednesday Warriors Gifts

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

A spider meal prepping

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Crying parent holds crying baby.