Update Warriors Gifts

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

A spider meal prepping

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'You're not achieving the bench marks.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

Genghis Khan

Before and After an Update

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

'I hate hump day!'

"Does this come with a guarantee?"

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Online chat

The Man on the Street vs. The Man on the Forum

"Ahh! You must be little David's father."