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The auto-update demons attack-again."

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

A spider meal prepping

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'You're not achieving the bench marks.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

Before and After an Update

Genghis Khan

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"Problem is you can't hold yer liquor."

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

"Does this come with a guarantee?"

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Online chat

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."